The description of this file has been adapted to allow for easier reading by non-surrealistics personnel.
A section of the adapted description has been appended below.
"SCP-XXXX refers to a unit, known as a Davros (Dv), utilized by the Department of Surrealistics to measure how close a given thing is to its presumed ending, so long as that ending has a high.ie.: 60% or higher. chance to be self-subverted and not affect the object."
An apple which has been subjected to an SCP-XXXX-N/A event. (It remains completely unaltered)
Surrealistic Contrapment Policies: Use of SCP-XXXX is limited to those with direct authority from O5-X and during full moons, when not in the presence of chocolate with a mass of 200g or more.No more chocolate for you., and only within the Site-⌘ chocolate factory wing.
SCP-XXXX should only be used if there is a majority government within the federal parliament of Canada and the United States of America to avoid action being taken by the UNGOC. Should SCP-XXXX come in contact with at least 4 bagels, each of distinct brands, all testing is to be ceased immediately and this file is to be destroyed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the unit that measures the time until any given thing pops out of existence and into inexistence with a high chance of not popping out of existence (thus carrying out an SCP-XXXX-N/A event).
When measured, the time until a thing pops out of existence may or may not be reduced massively, leading to it's dissapearance.
| FORMULA .Gödel-Class objects can be explained with anomalous science. |
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| Dvobject = (texistence in Ms*mobject/mbar of chocolate)/nof times used to measure the object before |
Addendum XXXX/1: Experiment Log
| OBJECT | RESULT | ADDITIONAL NOTES |
|---|---|---|
| Apple | -N/A Event | We've taken a picture and attached it to the file..Zamboni. |
| SCP-963 | POP! | Rest in Piss |
| The entirety of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Saga | -N/A Event | These books are timeless! |
| The Pastaphysics Department | POP! | What. |
| Waffles (concept) | POP! | The world mourns to this day..Fuck you crêpes are better anyway ~ Someone with a smidget of culture |
| Supertramp's 1970 studio album "Even in the Quietest Moments". | -N/A Event | Whoever the fuck did this, what the fuck is wrong with you?! Don't fucking touch my Fool's Overture. ~ D. A. Artiss |
| Royalty-Free and Creative Commons images | POP! | [THIS STATEMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT ISSUES].Sorry licensing, this seems to mean our image is not CC ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| All the stuff | ||
| Box of Chocolates (200g) | Pendingbecome | (TBA) |