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Indiana jones and the foundation of containment
Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a 128 gigabyte flash drive. Any computer designated for testing SCP-XXXX is to be disconnected from any and all network systems. This is to be confirmed in triplicate prior to the testing of SCP-XXXX. In the event of SCP-XXXX breaching containment, the infected systems are to be isolated from all networks as quickly as possible, including physical severing of wired networks, and destruction of infected machines.

If SCP-XXXX is released onto a system open to the internet, recontainment and isolation efforts are to be immediately undertaken by MTF-Lambda-27 ("Don't Copy That Floppy"), so as to prevent an XXXX-Λ Digital Media Collapse (Indiana Jones) scenario.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an amateur recreation of the film “Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade”, stored as an MP4 file (titled “Indianajonesformrstullsfilmclass.mp4”). SCP-XXXX is preformed by only three male actors1 and is highly abridged, being only 33 minutes in length (compared to the 128 minutes of the original film. SCP-XXXX contains many exact shot reproductions of those used in the original film, and roughly follows the original plot. Most scenes prominent in the public consciousness (such as the “grail scene”) are present.

When SCP-XXXX is present on a digital system, it will convert all files and programs non-essential to system function or media display into amateur Indiana Jones Films in the vein of SCP-XXXX. These films will follow narrative structure similar to SCP-XXXX, as well as the canonical movies in the Indiana Jones series. Elements of the original file or program will persist in the converted version, and narrative works will have the same general plot, though it will be presented analogous to Indiana Jones films.

The conversion effect will bypass any non-physical forms of system isolation, including virtual machines and firewalls. The films will be stored as MP4 files, and titled in a matter reminiscent of an Indiana Jones film (for example, Indiana Jones and the Ant-Eye Virus). Generated films carry the same effect as SCP-XXXX.

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