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basically, a really dumb live sitcom that goes through multiple iterations based on the main characters many 'deaths' in which she explodes whenever she gets a fatal/nearly fatal injury, saying that her original body was a "Stunt double" that she "filled with black powder"

I think that if it were an article it would be a -j, mainly depending on the over-the-top humor from all of her dumb sitcom-ness.

ignore above

I wrote this based on a dream don't yell at me

  • A television program that goes through many iterations
  • It's hosted by a girl, Rachel. It's live, and the "camera" follows her around somehow as she adventures throughout the world.
  • The show is very "sitcom" and generally silly in nature, with Rachel's personality being the main display of this. (Think long, drawn out words for emphasis. Speech that's a bit "nasally," but I don't know how I'd fit that fact into the wiki. I'll write out some dialogue soon)
  • The most important part about the show is that every time Rachel is injured (usually fatally) she explodes. At this point, the TV show has a record scratch, freeze frame moment where another Rachel walks onto the screen and says something like, "And so, I died. But not really, because that bitch was a stunt double, and I filled her up with BLACK POWDER!"
  • From there the screen goes black for a day or two, then after, the show comes live again, but with a new dumb title. And thus, Rachel begins her strange adventures once more.

please don't yell at me

credit time: The Great Hippo for helping out in the SCPD Discord.

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rating: +1+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter??

Special Containment Procedures: finish after description

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for the fifty-three live television programs featuring the character "Rachel," who is therefore designated SCP-XXXX-1. All SCP-XXXX programs take place in real life, however, they are noted to be quite 'sitcom-like' in nature. It is currently unknown how the program is broadcasted, as no cameras or other recording devices have been detected around SCP-XXXX-1.

All SCP-XXXX-1 instances vary in appearance; however, they all wear glasses. All instances are also noted by personnel to have a distinct nasal timbre in their voice.

Whenever an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is fatally injured, it detonates. The ensuing blast-wave is sufficient to destroy its attacker. At this point, the current SCP-XXXX broadcast freezes as another instance of SCP-XXXX-1 walks into view, noting to the camera a variation of the following text: "You may think I'm dead, but she was a stunt double, and I filled that bitch with black powder!"

The broadcast will then resume, showing the effects as the explosion as the SCP-XXXX-1 instance slowly walks out of frame. After about thirty seconds, the broadcast will then be cut off, replaced by static. Within three days, a new SCP-XXXX-1 instance will manifest in a seemingly random location around the world, and the SCP-XXXX broadcast will begin to play once more, following this new instance.

Addendum: episode log?

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