Script of Containment Breach The Musical
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#1 OVERTURE

(Curtain opens, revealing HUSBAND and WIFE, who are sleeping in
their bed. They are woken up by the sound of a crying infant offstage.)

WIFE

Aahhh… Could you please check on the baby for me, hon? It's your turn…

HUSBAND

Alright…

(HUSBAND sits up and walks over to the bedroom door, opening it, but suddenly turning back around)

We don't have a child!

(HUSBAND is pulled through the doorway by an off-stage assailant)

WIFE

W— What the hell!

(WIFE jumps off of the bed and looks through the door, gagging)

Oh my god!

(WIFE runs to her bedside table, picking up her phone and dialing 911)

#2 SOMETHING IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!

THERE'S SOMETHING RED OUTSIDE MY ROOM,
IT'S TURNING HIM TO DUST!
IT SEEMS THAT THERE'S A GLOWING FUME,
THE AMBULANCE IS A MUST!

(Spoken)

What? I'll tell you what!

SOMETHING IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!
YES, SOMETHING IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!

IT'S NOT AN OVERREACTION,
YOU SIMPLY MUST TAKE ACTION!

BECAUSE SOMETHING IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!

(Shaking her phone)

IS THIS THING NOT CONNECTED?!
I NEED TO BE PROTECTED!

FROM THE THING THAT IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!
YES, 'CAUSE SOMETHING IS [REDACTED]ING MY HUSBAND!

IT IS COMING THIS WAY,
DAMN PHONE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BREAK?!

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THE THING THAT [REDACTED] MY HUSBAND!

(The GLOBULAR RED MASS begins to close in on WIFE, when MTF BETA-12 arrives)

MTF #1

You guys know what to do.

#3 JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY

MTF #1

ONE!

ALL MTF

(A large metal crate is slammed over the GLOBULAR RED MASS)

SECURE AND PROTECT!

MTF #1

TWO!

ALL MTF

(Amnestics are sprayed at WIFE, who passes out onto her bed)

WE MAKE THEM FORGET!

MTF #1

AND THREE!

ALL MTF

(Mops are thrown in from offstage, which the MTF catch)

WE CLEAN UP THE EVIDENCE!

MTF #1

YES 'CAUSE IT'S…

ALL MTF

JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY!

MTF #1

SECURE AND PROTECT!

ALL MTF

JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY!

MTF #1

WE MAKE THEM FORGET!

OH IT'S JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY

ALL MTF

FOR US!

(MTF exit, pushing CRATE offstage)

#4 SECURE, CONTAIN, PROTECT

SITE 19 CONTAINMENT WING

(MTF throw the GLOBULAR RED MASS into a containment cell. In the cell next to it, SCP-049 stands.)

SCP-049

Oh, another one? Poor thing…

(To MTF)

One of these days, I swear I'll c—

ALL MTF

(Interrupting, in song.)

WE SECURE, CONTAIN, AND PROT—

SCP-049

(Spoken, interrupting the music.)

Oh, shove it!

(ALL MTF exit. SCP-049 turns to the GLOBULAR RED MASS)

Don't worry, It'll be alright, little one… Everything will turn out—

#4 ROLL CALL

(DR. BRIGHT and ASSISTANTS 1 & 2 enter from stage right.)

DR. BRIGHT

Roll call!

(BRIGHT and his ASSISTANTS march to the cell of SCP-049.)
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