[DATA LOST]
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Item №: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX have been placed under indefinite quarantine.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a conceptual anomaly. [DATA LOST]





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Addendum: Experiment Log

Target: A baseball bat, printed with the logo of the Indianapolis Indians.

Result: A live Indiana bat (Myotis sodalis). Released.

Target: A double bass.

Result: Two live Japanese seabass (Lateolabrax japonicus). Specimens died of suffocation.

Target: A parking ticket.

Result: Observers remarked on its exceptional quality.

Target: D-15966, who had five years experience operating sewing machines.

Result: A large section of wastewater pipe.

From: [VERIFIED ETHICS COMMITTEE ACCOUNT]
To: SCP-XXXX Listserv (ALL)

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Target: Dr Jeremiah Cimmerian's sentiment regarding the use of SCP-XXXX to further Foundation goals.

Result: Target began to emit fragrant smoke.

From: [VERIFIED ETHICS COMMITTEE ACCOUNT]
To: SCP-XXXX Listserv (ALL)

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Target: The liberation of Eastern Samothrace.

Result: Acquired 500,000 personnel at zero cost. See D-Class Recruitment Report, 2012-53.

From: Jacqueline Holden
To: SCP-XXXX Listserv (ALL)

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Target: [DATA LOST]

Result: [DATA LOST]. Afterward, all personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX experienced the following effects:

  • Complete loss of knowledge regarding SCP-XXXX;
  • The appearance of a metaphysically incoherent entity above their heads;
  • The inability to sit or lie down.
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