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ITEM NUMBER:SCP-0000 LEVEL 4/0000
CONTAINMENT CLASS:keter secret

DISRUPTION CLASS: ekhi


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Corn.

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-0000 is an anomalous phenomenon affecting the incorporeal essence of corn and corn-based products.

Corn specimens exhibiting the full extent of SCP-0000's effects exude an aura of emotional negativity. Individuals who consume these products experience a persistent sense of unease, theorized to be a gustatory "uncanny valley" effect. This phenomenon intensifies through long-term exposure and eventually culminates into maizophobic anxiety. Continued consumption of affected corn products has been shown to cause severe indigestion, as well as bowel incontinence. These effects have been observed to occur regardless of the subject's awareness of the corn's presence.


ADDENDA



I. History

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- while corn is physically replenishable, its conceptual essence is anomalously finite.
- corn and corn products with a depleted essence are practically inedible. anyone who dares to do so will shit their pants involuntarily
- if this is left unchecked, it will eventually cause a corn-based K class scenario
- a joint inquiry conducted in cooperation with the GOC and the occult branch of the USDA investigates the anomaly's effect
- as it turns out we are using too much corn thats the lesson
- a practical suggestion is proposed: cut back on corn.
- No.
- a bunch of progressively wacky proposals are proposed
- the foundation discovers corn purgatory, where all the corn spirits are stuck
- giant floating pillars with naked people chained to them (angels on a cob) float above a sea of crystallized corn syrup.
- these pillars move around and channel corn energy up into the real world
- however some of the pillars are overwhelmed and have sunken into the syrup
- the foundation reverse engineers these pillars and builds a bunch of machines to uplift corn spirits from perdition
- the foundation gives every farmer a corn necromancy device
- this isnt even a permanent solution and it will probably only delay the inevitable but thats a problem for tomorrow the end


image credits:
"Corns" by Alexander Savin: https://flic.kr/p/7iv2A4


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