Moosphere Ideas

ATTN: MOOSPHERE PRODUCT™ USER:


Has the desire for dissatisfaction entered your mind? No problem† — let it become known! Visit Our Location™ at 0000 Nil, Off-World, direct your grievance to a suitable One That Listens™, and bask in your own disillusion! And remember, entity††: Flex skin and bare teeth!

Regards,

Dissatisfied? Desist!


This is not an admission of guilt.
†† For Our Safety™, hyponymic relation has been reduced.

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