Orange juice
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard safe containment cell at safe containment Site-48. SCP-XXXX should not come into contact with oranges of any variety or size to prevent overflow.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard silver beverage spigot that has a spiraling base. SCP-XXXX is able to produce orange juice directly from an orange, though the amount of juice produced is disproportionate to the size of the fruit. Often producing four gallons per one medium sized orange weighing 131 g. Once the valve on SCP-XXXX has been opened it can not be closed until the orange has completed juicing, at which point the spigot will stop draining and the valve can be closed.

SCP-XXXX was sent to Ashley Yopinger on May 24th, 2020. Attached is a note from her father.

Dear Ashley,

I know things have been rough between us, but I know how much you loved orange juice when you were a kid. I figured now was a good a time as ever to give this to you. I remember your face when we would make orange juice together. You loved drinking it fresh from the pitcher. You were a cute kid. I remember one time you tipped an entire pitcher on yourself trying to drink it. Cracked your mom and I up everytime we thought about it!

Either way, I know how lonely you must get out there, so I made you this. I know it just looks like a regular spigot, but if you screw it into an orange, pull the tab, and grab a glass, you will get orange juice just like we used to make. I know it's not much, but it should bring you some comfort. Your old man’s still out here thinkin about you, ya know?

I hope to hear back from you soon!!

With love, dad.

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