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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the unpredictability of SCP-XXXX's location and point in time at any given moment, foundation webcrawlers as well as an automated phoning machine, both set to order several pizzas per minute to ensure that SCP-XXXX is unavailable to deliver pizzas to anyone at any time.


Addendum: A pizza was anonymously ordered on 4/17/33 with the instruction to deliver a large pepperoni pizza to

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