This is a list of all SCPs which are infohazardous.
An infohazard is an object that has an effect that triggers whenever you refer to it or describe it. This is separate from a memetic agent because it is still an object, not a piece of information.
SCPs
π SCP-046 - "Predatory" Holly Bush
Investigation is ongoing into potential memetic effects brought about by knowledge of SCP-046 due to anomalous effects demonstrated by certain personnel in response to SCP-046.
π« SCP-055 - [unknown]
Wait a minute. What's not a sphere?
βοΈ SCP-074 - Quantum Woodlouse
The specific nature of these modifications appears to be linked to the extent to which humans in SCP-074's vicinity are aware of the precise details of the physical laws which SCP-074 modifies, such that research to determine whether SCP-074 has a given property or capability, results in SCP-074 developing or manifesting that property or capability.
ποΈ SCP-370 - A Key
Knowledge is starting to slip. I know⦠things.
π SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity.
π SCP-436 - Error Locket
When handling SCP-436, leave it in a flat, open place. We usually have trouble finding it again when personnel leave it in a container, and when we do, it's not easy to open.
ποΈ SCP-518 - The Transinformational Tomb of Asa Rutledge
Though my soul be condemned to Hell for what happened here, I direct that my final wishes be carried out in full.
β¬ SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]
π SCP-586 - Inscribable Object
The next person to blame this thing because they are too lazy to proofread will be assigned to Kegel duty.
π» SCP-626 - Vision-Altering Sculpture
After at least fifteen hours of exposure to SCP-626, the subject's sight begins to return. Post-mortem examinations of subjects' eyes from this stage have shown no rods or cones are present any longer, yet the subject regains the ability to see color, shape, and degrees of light and darkness.
ποΈ SCP-683 - Refrigerator Art
It's a nice little picture, isn't it? Why take it down?
π SCP-902 - The Final Countdown
π SCP-931 - A Rice Bowl
Evidence for this?
Those exposed who know haiku
Write βproperβ haiku.
πΆοΈ SCP-964 - Indescribable Polymorph
On 22/09/2006, the message "SCP-964 exists" was used to trigger reconstruction process as part of scheduled testing in object's self-preservation mechanisms.
π¨ SCP-1040 - Daniel
Responding agents encountered SCP-1040 at the site and "escorted" the object to Site 19, where it was kept in a humanoid containment cell until its properties were identified.
π» SCP-1055 - Bugsy
It is not sustainable in the long run to ask a mentally challenged man to keep the end of the world at bay with hugs.
π¦ SCP-1128 - Aquatic Horror
D-1732 was violently pulled into a glass of water
π¨ SCP-1129 - Hyperarousal Response
On April ββ, 19ββ, researchers assigned to SCP-1129 began to share the consensus that SCP-1129 was incredibly dangerous, and submitted multiple requests for its decommissioning, which were all denied.
π΅ SCP-1137 - Perfect Sphere
Despite this, they will never be able to perceive any results other than those indicating SCP-1137 is a mathematically perfect object, even when performing measurements at the picometer level.
π SCP-1159 - The Wind Harp
INFOHAZARD WARNING: All information in this file must be kept in auditory form.
π¨βπ©βπ¦ SCP-1231 - The Theoretical Family
What is the suffering of a few in the face of Science?
π SCP-1259 - The Ancient Prophecy
Death by my own hand is preferable to what those bastards will do to us.
π₯ SCP-1383 - Partially-Functioning Pataphorical Torment Chamber
How do I get out of this game?
π¦ SCP-1435 - Grog the Cave Monster
Mister Franklin Tootie cave a bunchβ¦ It hurts so muchβ¦
πͺ SCP-1463 - Comprehension/Invasion/Evasion
Good luck.
β SCP-1466 - A Canary
SCP-1466 is an even 21-digit integer. It cannot be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers, thus disproving Goldbach's Conjecture.
π His Majesty's SCP-MDLXI - The Tyrant's Pretext
The Most Glorious King Data the Expunged, Ruler of the Kingdom of Site Redacted
π‘οΈ SCP-1603 - The Murder of βββββ βββββββ
D-29122: […] I didn't think, I just panicked, just shot him with my gun.
Dr. βββββ: Actually, I believe the cause of death was stabbing.
D-29122: That's what I said!
π£οΈ SCP-1625 - Tradition
βββ became a tyrant of the people, according to the written account (and Junior Researcher Marrson upon questioning), and committed atrocities against his people.
π± SCP-1663 - Containment Site 1663-0
To date, ββββ (β) retiring O5 council members briefed on SCP-Ksi-Lambda-0 have unanimously chosen to uphold the existing containment procedures.
π₯ SCP-1751 - Event Perception
Amabo te nisi incendias me.
π°οΈ SCP-1780 - The Temporal Anomalies Department
The principle content of SCP-1780-3 consists of a βwelcome letterβ and orientation for an unknown Foundation special project team, βRCT-Ξtβ.
πΉ SCP-1785 - A Rose By Any Other Name
Maya can only be referred to by name, and each name, once used, will never be used again. Pronouns are also impossible to use to refer to Mariana, and are always replaced by a proper name.
π SCP-1839 - Reproductive Methods of Bony Fish
Personnel who are or who have previously been toasters or libraries should not be assigned to SCP-1839, due to the risk of electrocution or water damage.
π SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale
"Item number?" Eleanor asked.
"SCP-1893," Katherine said, smiling through tears.
"Object class?" Eleanor said, beginning to cry herself.
"Euclid," her wife replied sweetly.
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