SCP-2293: An Inside Joke

gaycopmp4: so did you guys hear theyre making a new it movie
bones: What?
hetcopogg: IT
bones: What?
gaycopmp4: you know that fuckin the book about the clown
hetcopogg: yeah, dude. it was that movie with Tim Curry as the gay clown that did the evil to the children.
harmpit: that is one of them ost terrifying movies iv eever fucking scene
bones: I'm not familiar.
bluntfiend: My Favorite Part is when Pennywise The Clown turns to the camera and says “Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.” and then he fucking honks his nose horn.
jockjamsvol6: I don't think I understand this joke?
gaycopmp4: that dosent happen int he movie at all????
polaricecraps: loooooollll
bluntfiend: It's just something to think about.
gaycopmp4: dude you shouldnt make jokes about that he almost died!!!!
hetcopogg: didn't an artist dude character get in a car crash at the beginning of kingdom hospital?
bluntfiend: I am like one thousand percent sure that's also all Lisey's Story is about, too.
gaycopmp4: is the fact that people write about thier trauma that fucked up to you?
polaricecraps: lmao stephen king is also in the last dark tower book and gets hit by a car in it
hetcopogg: oh god, and didn't the main character think he had arthritis, but it was really the pain from his car crash?
lesbian_gengar: what about, liiiike, fucking,,, maximum overdrive? and fucking christine and fucking from a buick 8.
gaycopmp4: what about them 2 of those were even before the car accident
lesbian_gengar: maybe the car crash was an attack. maybe the fucking cars they saw he knew their plans against them.
hetcopogg: dude what.
harmpit: bec areful! you odnt want thec ars to hear you
bluntfiend: I agree. Stephen King was hit by a car for knowing too much.
gaycopmp4: @bones
bones: Yes?
gaycopmp4: tell bluntfiend to stop talking about this
bluntfiend: You're a baaaaaby.
hetcopogg: it's all in good fun, honey.
bones: Hm. I'll allow it.
polaricecraps: do you think he stopped wandering around streets at night after this?
bluntfiend: Dude! Too soon.
gaycopmp4: this is bullshit and im outta here for tonight.
bluntfiend: ;_;
hetcopogg: :( aw c'mon babe we're having fun.
bluntfiend: Look, I'm sorry, bud. I won't bring it up again.
gaycopmp4: okay well sorry for being mad its just not funny like he almost died you know
bluntfiend: I do, and I'm sorry. I won't bring it up again.

gaycopmp4: @bluntfiend FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
polaricecraps: what the fuck
bluntfiend: What ever is the matter, friend gaycopmp4?
hetcopogg: oh boy.
bones: What's up?
gaycopmp4: don tyou fucking play @ me like you fucking dont know like you dont know the fucking shit you pulled isnt it against the fucking rules do this kind of magic bullshit otherworldly shit to a comrade what the fuck is this dude this is low even for you i thought we were cool but this is just fucking beyond even you fuck you dude
hetcopogg: :/ come on, honey. calm down. what happened?
harmpit: if eel like you made up taht rule
bones: I'm pretty sure they made up that rule.
lesbian_gengar: lmao what did you fuckin do @bluntfiend.
bluntfiend: I plead the fifth.
jockjamsvol6: Lol.
gaycopmp4: fuck you bluntfiend dont act like you dont fucking know what you did
bones: I really think you should consider taking a breath and then telling us what happened.
polaricecraps: oh god I wanna hear this one.
gaycopmp4: okay okay. so i was trying to just veg out and watch game of thrones, you know?
harmpit: loooolll you watch gaem of thrones
gaycopmp4: shut up its a guilty pleasure im allowed guilty pleasures fuck you
hetcopogg: honey, just go on.
bluntfiend: Please.
gaycopmp4: fuck you.
bones: Unnecessary, bluntfiend. Please, go on, gaycopmp4.
gaycopmp4: this is kinda spoileras i guess but everyones seen them emes so whatever it was when sean bean as papa stark was going to get his head cut off and it was a really well done serious seen but like just as he's about to get his head cut off he turns his head to the fucking camera and he says the fucking thing
jockjamsvol6: ? What thing?
gaycopmp4: that FUCKING stephen king line blutnfiend kept saying!
bones: “Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider”? That one?
gaycopmp4: yes!
jockjamsvol6: LOL
polaricecraps: im having a heart attack and im dying in front of my family please c all the cops theres been a murder
hetcopogg: that's it?
gaycopmp4: no! thats not even the whole fucking thing! i laughed it off okay because im not all whining and bitching like you guys say i can joke so i started playing final fantasy xii and in the fucking middle of a cutscene ashe turned to the screen and fucking said it and no matter how many times i go back she keeps saying it i even went to a new file and she always fucking does it he broke my fucking game too
bluntfiend: You should also check out your books.
bones: No taunting.
harmpit: thisis a classic
gaycopmp4: fuck you dude it even got into my moms fucking beatles cd she plays in the car you didnt have to fuck her stuff up too it wont fucking go away what the hell is your problem
polaricecraps: cool CD, normie.
gaycopmp4: IT'S MY MOM'S!!!!
hetcopogg: honey, I understand why you'd be mad but… it is kind of funny.

gaycopmp4 has logged off.

bluntfiend: She'll be fine in a few days. It'll stop doing it to streaming media, at least.
hetcopogg: i'll get her.
bones: You're going to have to apologize. You went too far.
polaricecraps: it is REALLY funny tho?
bones: Any humor, present or not, is besides the point. Apologize, and we can move on.
harmpit: yeha I mean you know how she is i bet she just felt ganged up on itll be okya i bet if you justl ike tellh er sorry real quicklik
lesbian_gengar: how did you even do that @bluntfiend?
bluntfiend: Oh, you know, bb. A little bit of this. A little bit of that.

gaycopmp4 has entered the room.

bluntfiend: Dude, I'm sorry. I thought you'd find it as funny as I did.
gaycopmp4: its okay just dont do anything like that again you dont see bones pulling pranks on people with its weird computer shit or w/e
bones: I don't play pranks.
gaycopmp4: whatever bones its a fucking example you know what i mean
lesbian_gengar: bones doesn't even fucking play tricks.
bones: Yes.
jockjamsvol6: It was really funny.
gaycopmp4: i like you better when you're afk
hetcopogg: honey! be nice. come on. we're friends here.
bluntfiend: Friends against weed.
bones: Let's move on.
polaricecraps: what did your mom think about it, @gaycopmp4? about her beatles cd
gaycopmp4: i pretended her car got a computer virus and i think she believed me

jockjamsvol6: Guys, check out what I just found on Reddit! [LINK DELETED]
polaricecraps: lmao you go on reddit?
bluntfiend: Holy shit.
jockjamsvol6: Right?
harmpit: waht is it i dont click links
hetcopogg: omg bluntfiend what did you fucking do.
bones: The link details a redditor talking about a strange moment in last night's episode of Saturday Night Live wherein Alec Baldwin as current president-elect Donald Trump turned to the camera and said “Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.” No one in the thread believed the redditor until someone living in the same geographical location backed up the story.
harmpit: ty bones
bones: You are very welcome.
gaycopmp4: youre going to get in trouble!!!!
hetcopogg: how the hell is that still going? i thought it was done after a few days like you said.
bluntfiend: Uh, well. I did think the joke was super funny.
polaricecraps: what the fuck does that have to do with your spooky magic.
bluntfiend: A good joke wants to be heard, you know?
hetcopogg: hahahah the thread is already deleted. bet you got the janitors called on that one.
harmpit: lollll good one, bluntfiend
gaycopmp4: i still think its a fucked up joke to make
jockjamsvol6: You're just mad, because you're angry.
bluntfiend: #WasteTheirTime2K16
gaycopmp4: dont pretend like you did it on purpose to get them to waste their time on stupid shit
bluntfiend: Did I, friend? Did I?
bones: You didn't.
bluntfiend: Yeah, no. I definitely didn't. It's still pretty funny, though.
harmpit: fucking classic
lesbian_gengar: hey guys whats going on in this thread i'm not about to backread
polaricecraps: bluntfiend's stephen king troll on gaycopmp4 went wild and we think the janitors are on it now
lesbian_gengar: lmao.

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