SPC-3008
rating: 0+x

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS CLASSIFIED

DANK-AS-HELL

UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS WILL BE MET WITH IMMEDIATE PUGNATORIAL ACTION.


NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION

AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE

Components of and parties related to SPC-3008 are under active study. Any information regarding SPC-3008 or its constituents is to be considered Priority LIME.

Project #: SPC-3008


Selachian Pugnatorial Capabilities: The SPC-3008 project is a coordinated effort to stress-test the pugnatorial and empathetic limitations of any serious candidates for membership in a Marine Fighting Team (MFT). As a result of this process, even candidates who ultimately fail to pass the GNARLY criteria experience an average 108% increase to the mean force of their punches as well as a substantial reduction in empathy with points of view deemed sympathetic to big dumb fish.


Project Components:


Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License