The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed


Still there?

>implying I would just leave you hanging like that

I mean. It's not like you followed up or anything.

Hm.
Yeah, I guess that would qualify as leaving you hanging.
In my defense, I was waiting for confirmation that you weren't compromised.

And this counts?

You're running from the janitors and you're worried about MY infosec. Of course.
You know I'm basically untouchable, right? Luck, etc.

It's for my sake, not yours.
Is kkrule online? Can you get him to set up a secret handshake?

Shit, blunt.
I pushed my luck to get you advance notice of that raid.
Now you're making me talk to the bernie guy?
Nah I got this though.

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I always feel like a secret agent when I do that.

It's kind of silly, honestly.
But I love the thought of the janitors and the NSA getting their spy machines wrecked.

It's pretty great.
Anyways. Three things.

I'm all ears.
Or eyes, I guess.

First, harmpit left his laptop behind. It weighs like 500 pounds, because shenanigans.
Odds are they can break its crypto somehow.
I doubt anything on it is compromising, but they'll have his chatlogs at least.

Well, shit. I'll have bones set up a new chatroom I guess.

Cool. Second thing is that harm & I need new IDs and a place to stay.
I assume gaycopmp4 can handle the first one?

Lemme ask them.

Nope. Forgery's not their forte apparently.
Lesbian_gengar can probably stick a mind trick onto a blank card though.

Good idea. Have her talk to harmpit, they can probably work something out.

As for lodging, I know a girl in Idaho and I know a fairy in Iceland.
Your pick.

What's Iceland like this time of year?

Cold. Genetically homogenous.
I should mention that the fairy literally lives in a hole.

Idaho it is, then.

Awesome. Assuming she agrees when I tell her.
Just head in the general direction of Boise and remember that nothing is a coincidence.
You'll find your way.

This is either going to be kinda neat or it's going to be awful.

Trust me, it'll be ~magical~.
What's the third thing?

?
Oh, right. You're in charge for now.
I really shouldn't run things until I'm in the clear.
Think you can handle that?

Well, yeah. It's not rocket surgery, is it?

I mostly mean "keep kkrule from fucking up or leaving".
The kid is impressionable, and also grossly OP.
If we don't peer pressure him, someone else will.

Le sign. Yeah, I'll make sure he learns the ways of the gamer.

Fantastic.
See you in a few weeks, dude.
And thanks again for saving my ass.

Don't mention it.




bluntfiend: Still there?

jockjamsvol6: >implying I would just leave you hanging like that

bluntfiend: I mean. It's not like you followed up or anything.

jockjamsvol6: Hm.
jockjamsvol6: Yeah, I guess that would qualify as leaving you hanging.
jockjamsvol6: In my defense, I was waiting for confirmation that you weren't compromised.

bluntfiend: And this counts?

jockjamsvol6: You're running from the janitors and you're worried about MY infosec. Of course.

bluntfiend: You know I'm basically untouchable, right? Luck, etc.

jockjamsvol6: It's for my sake, not yours.
jockjamsvol6: Is kkrule online? Can you get him to set up a secret handshake?

bluntfiend: Shit, blunt.
bluntfiend: I pushed my luck to get you advance notice of that raid.
bluntfiend: Now you're making me talk to the bernie guy?
bluntfiend: Nah I got this though.

bluntfiend: 2q*x71767o85r/3IM-‘L9G3!,52"’5y+T$^4d6K2g8O3H4n|T~+B10Ir8ABQZ]8

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jockjamsvol6: I always feel like a secret agent when I do that.

bluntfiend: It's kind of silly, honestly.
bluntfiend: But I love the thought of the janitors and the NSA getting their spy machines wrecked.

jockjamsvol6: It's pretty great.
jockjamsvol6: Anyways. Three things.

bluntfiend: I'm all ears.
bluntfiend: Or eyes, I guess.

jockjamsvol6: First, harmpit left his laptop behind. It weighs like 500 pounds, because shenanigans.
jockjamsvol6: Odds are they can break its crypto somehow.
jockjamsvol6: I doubt anything on it is compromising, but they'll have his chatlogs at least.

bluntfiend: Well, shit. I'll have bones set up a new chatroom I guess.

jockjamsvol6: Cool. Second thing is that harm & I need new IDs and a place to stay.
jockjamsvol6: I assume gaycopmp4 can handle the first one?

bluntfiend: Lemme ask them.

bluntfiend: Nope. Forgery's not their forte apparently.
bluntfiend: Lesbian_gengar can probably stick a mind trick onto a blank card though.

jockjamsvol6: Good idea. Have her talk to harmpit, they can probably work something out.

bluntfiend: As for lodging, I know a girl in Idaho and I know a fairy in Iceland.
bluntfiend: Your pick.

jockjamsvol6: What's Iceland like this time of year?

bluntfiend: Cold. Genetically homogenous.
bluntfiend: I should mention that the fairy literally lives in a hole.

jockjamsvol6: Idaho it is, then.

bluntfiend: Awesome. Assuming she agrees when I tell her.
bluntfiend: Just head in the general direction of Boise and remember that nothing is a coincidence.
bluntfiend: You'll find your way.

jockjamsvol6: This is either going to be kinda neat or it's going to be awful.

bluntfiend: Trust me, it'll be ~magical~.
bluntfiend: What's the third thing?

jockjamsvol6: ?
jockjamsvol6: Oh, right. You're in charge for now.
jockjamsvol6: I really shouldn't run things until I'm in the clear.
jockjamsvol6: Think you can handle that?

bluntfiend: Well, yeah. It's not rocket surgery, is it?

jockjamsvol6: I mostly mean "keep kkrule from fucking up or leaving".
jockjamsvol6: The kid is impressionable, and also grossly OP.
jockjamsvol6: If we don't peer pressure him, someone else will.

bluntfiend: Le sign. Yeah, I'll make sure he learns the ways of the gamer.

jockjamsvol6: Fantastic.
jockjamsvol6: See you in a few weeks, dude.
jockjamsvol6: And thanks again for saving my ass.

bluntfiend: Don't mention it.

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